Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Glue

Whats the Deal?!?

Since when did they stop using glue in elementary school?
Shouldn't kids be professional gluers by the time they get to 6th grade? I mean they have had 12 years to get the hang of it. 

I make every eye watch me demonstrate. I walk around the room to check their "glue dots" to make sure they are following the "dot, dot, not a lot" rule. I repeat 101 times where to glue....and what do i get... glue vomit...everywhere. Thats when the claw comes out. The students have learned to run away quickly to avoid any growling or hissing that might follow. 


We use this liquid migraine maker daily. If they don't shape up and become super gluers...I might have to quit... or just step out into the hallway to cool down..or bribe them with Justin Beiber. I may or may not have told them that the storage room is off limits because that's where I hide Justin Beiber.



Im serious. 

Hsssssssss
(was that scary?)

2 comments:

stephanieamber said...

AHAHAHAHAHSA @ THE JUSTIN BIEBER THING. BRILLIANT!

Erny said...

Hahahahaha. Calm down, Ms Terry. Maybe you should demonstrate on how's the glueing should be done while singing "baby, baby, baby, ohhh...". That should make them sit up straight and pay attention closely.