I hate halloween. Im all for creativity and dressing up, but not when the majority of the population uses it as an excuse to get wasted and wear as little of clothing as possible. I'd rather....be covered in cockroaches than put on a cat woman or bunny costume. Actually, there are a couple miserable things I'd rather do than celebrate Halloween... for example
a) do the dishes
b) talk to a stranger about politics
c) listen to "the situation" talk about his abs
But I do love pumpkins, I do love painting and I do love penguins.
Combining those three things brings me great pleasure.
(I also love men in scarfs and men in glasses. even if my man is just a penguin on a pumpkin)