When I got there I started to thumb through this old journal of mine discovering it dates back all the way to 6th grade.
Look at what I found taped on the inside pages
aaaand even Freddy Prince JR
Look at him in that ribbed turtle neck....MMMMMMM
But what comes next tops it all.
It is the birth certificate of my child with Justin Timberlake.
She's 8 months old.
I even got some random assistant to "sign" it
Listen Kids, I cant make this stuff up.
It is straight from my 12 year old imagination.
At least I waited until after college to have a child. That's proof that not all the screws are loose.