I feel like you dont know enough about me and I also wanted to know what it was like to be vain like John Mayer, so I posted a post all about me! I prance through fairy fields when I blog sometimes, or thats what it seems like. Most posts are cheery and happy but rarely do I give insight into the depth of my being.
Here it is. all laid out on the table. mostly. :)
1. i have a fear of the ocean
2. if i could be anything other than a teacher i would be a meteorologist. the one that is on t.v.
3. i have never seen casablanca or gone with the wind
4. i have never had a cup of coffee
5. i drink sweet tea from Sonic on a daily basis
6. i cant spell
7. i dont care about grammar
8. i hate being tickled..which confuses most because I am laughing and squealing at the top of my lungs.
9. I have cut a wedding cake and it is a stressful job
10. I could eat a cheeseburger for every meal
11. I was a good kid until the age of 8 when I heard "no" for the first time. Then i started throwing temper tantrums. I went through my terrible twos 6 years too late
12. I dont like fancy desserts
13. Id rather have seconds on a good meal over dessert
14. when i was mad at my teachers i used to write really small almost illegibly to some how get back at them
15. due to heredity i am supposed to have twins and will be really bummed if i don’t
16. I used to not like red heads. now I hope i have a ginger.
17. I don’t like bearded dogs. shave that or get it away from me.
18. i used to cry on my brothers birthday because he is younger and it was two weeks before mine.
19. i am attracted to musicians
20. I look up to my younger brother and want to be him
21. I rarely get sick
22. I wish I could speak another language
23. I dont really crush on movie stars
24. I once crushed on a movie star- Adam Brody. Then i made a facebook account and was in a relationship with him on facebook just so I could see how it looked. I was 21.
25. Then girls wanted to be friends with him on facebook and sent me hate messages
26. Then I stopped being in a relationship with him
27. Girls also sent me hate notes in 7th grade because the boys they liked, liked me. How is that fair?
28. I bite my nails and I really wish I didn't
29. I dont really know what to do when boys are nice to me
30. I think faster than I talk so most the time I dont speak in complete sentences. It is a problem and can be embarrassing.
31. One time, on April Fools, when my brother was taking a shower, I pounded on the door and screamed "ALEX THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE" he came out crying and I got in trouble.
32. one time, for christmas, i gave my brother a box of cotton. I thought it was hilarious. he did not
33. the next christmas my brother gave me a box of cotton. he thought it was hilarious. i did not.
34. my first kiss was like a scene in a movie
35. i have been in love once
36. In 9th grade I got in a fist fight with my best friend "bestie"
37. In college "bestie" and I took a road trip from NY to TX. We got in a fight in West Virginia and rode the rest of the ride home in silence. It. was. Miserable
38. She is still my best friend
39. I am intimidated by pretty people
40. I hate the fact that my mom was 36 when she had me. I want more time with her.
41. I love Jesus
42. My best friend is Jewish
43. I hated bible studies until I found the one I am in now.
44. I used to eat everything on my plate because I didn't want the left over food to be lonely. I wanted it to be inside my stomach with the rest of its friends.
45. Same with trash. All trash to the trash can for the trash can party. (i am weird)
46. I believe that fairness is not about everyone getting the same treatment but everyone getting what they need
47. I just recently started eating bacon
48. I try really hard to be a good friend and keep up my friendships.
49. I am terrible at giving gifts.
50. I wont wake up to our neighbors sing a longs but I will wake up to a text message when my phone is on vibrate
51. My phone is always on vibrate. I haven’t heard my phone ring in years. I don’t even know what my ring tone is. Probably something like All American Rejects “Dirty Little Secret” from 5 years ago.
52. I am extremely shy in new situations. Then I get crazy
53. I ordered the Time magazine to become more knowledgeable on worldy events
54. I dont eat mushrooms because they are decomposers and it grosses me out
55. In high school I was awarded dancer of the year on my dance team and I will be proud of that until the day I die
56. I actually was going to go to OU and made a last minute decision to go to A&M
56. I still haven't decided how I feel about that decision. It was alright....I guess. I think I would have been a completely different person
57. I choreographed/directed a 10 minute routine for a singing, dancing musical competition for my sorority and it won 2nd place and best choreography. SHOULD have won 1st
58. I love going to out of town conferences and not having to pay for them
59. I take any opportunity I can to travel
60. My brother and I didn't become friends until I left for college
61. I know all of the words to “right round” by flo-rida
62. I pretend to rap or shall I say “flo”
63. I made a 4.0 in college
64. I am NOT naturally smart but really wish I was
65. During prayer sometimes I mess up and say "no wait! God I didn’t really mean to say it like that. Let me start over"
66. I sing most of my actions and truly live in a Taylor made musical. la roommate will attest to that
67. If you ask me a rhetorical question, I will answer it.
68. I love watching sports but cant play them
69. I like fancy things like fake pearls, heals and high waist pencil skirts with cardigans
70. and also penguins because they are always dressed to impress
71. my living room walls are bright green
72. I have had a dream I was falling and I didn’t wake up during the fall. I actually hit the ground…and then bounced back up. What is that about? Seriously, if you know…tell me!
73. I always have to look in the back seat of my car when I get in to make sure no one is there.
74. I have been almost kidnapped twice. Once in 4th grade and once when I was 21.
75. I am extremely aware of my surroundings due to the first incident in 4th grade.
76. I know how to maim you
77. I love backward hugs. When the guy sneaks up from behind.
78. Chivalry makes me melt
79. I have lived in Boston
80. I am obsessed with everything British.
81. If I could play any sport I would want to play football
82. but I cant so I play kickball
83. I love the smell of my sheets at my parents’ house
84. I like wearing boys sweatshirts
85. In 3rd grade I had little people that lived in my desk at school. They were called “The Littles”, were the size of a quarter, and had tails.
86. I love surprising people
87. I hate Hayden Panettiere
88. I wish I had a bigger vocabulary
89. Im allergic to ammoxicillian
90. I have 1051 best friends (says facebook)
91. I abbreviate words that you wouldn't normally abbreiv
92. I try to bolt around like a celebrity any chance I can
93. I went snorkeling in Belize, cried, had to be pulled to safety because I thought I saw a box jelly fish (deadly). The thing is you cant see box jelly fish. I was 20. Refer to #1
94. I dig Earth Science
95. If I could change anything about my appearance I would want dimples
96. I think collarbones are pretty
97. I have never broken a bone
98. I love names. My parents bought me name books starting at age 12.
99. In 9th grade I was broken up with on my actual birthday (Grayson Nichols douche bag)
100. I would take a note telling me how you feel about me over a gift anyday
101. I still listen to Hanson
Sigh. Dont you feel like best friends now?